french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via disorder)


disorder:

who’s from the US and wants to be friends? so we can buy things from both europe and the US and ship it to each other because some sites are stupid and won’t ship internationally xx


stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via parkingstrange)


(via thedaddyshow)


zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

(via parkingstrange)


(via sierraleigh)


I…

Love it when you pull my hair, and show me where you want me. I love it when you take control, cuz I don’t always (ever) know where to go. I want to lie here next to you one moment, and the next feel you take me over. I am yours, every part of me, from my head to my toes. I am yours. And I love it when you show me that you know where I belong.




iampunkassbetch:

KITTIES AND BUNNY


(via sexpectinq)



5sos with their kids

luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
luke's daughter: *blushes*
calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
calum: god michael ur such an asshole
ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
luke: stop screaming jesus christ
luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
michael's son: ur a loser lol
michael: that's my son right there
luke: oh jeez not again
calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
calum: yeah but don't tell mom
calum's son: but you can't hide that
calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
all the kids: uncle calum
luke: *glares at calum*
michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
calum: nice one *high fives son*
luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need

recoveryofabrokenteen:

arcticmoshing:

semperready:

percuigiochiamoci:

impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto

you don’t really see enough of this.

This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly

I can’t wait for you to come home babe!

That last one stole my heart.

(via parkingstrange)


thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

(via parkingstrange)