5sos with their kids

luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
luke's daughter: *blushes*
calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
calum: god michael ur such an asshole
ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
luke: stop screaming jesus christ
luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
michael's son: ur a loser lol
michael: that's my son right there
luke: oh jeez not again
calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
calum: yeah but don't tell mom
calum's son: but you can't hide that
calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
all the kids: uncle calum
luke: *glares at calum*
michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
calum: nice one *high fives son*
luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need

recoveryofabrokenteen:

arcticmoshing:

semperready:

percuigiochiamoci:

impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto

you don’t really see enough of this.

This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly

I can’t wait for you to come home babe!

That last one stole my heart.

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thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

(via parkingstrange)


thethirddecade1121:

jakethedirewolf:

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

I can’t even

OMG

(via parkingstrange)



Oh snap. New hairdo(:

Oh snap. New hairdo(:


refreshes:

can you guys send me cute songs. you know like about liking/loving someone im making a new playlist and i need more songs on it examples

miserable at best - mayday parade

cross my heart - marinas trench

wake me up - ed sheeran

like we used to - rocket to the moon

kiss me slowly - parachute

lullaby - front porch step

———- ya so any like those or just some you know ya!1!!


wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

(via yelled)


clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

(via spoof)



maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

image

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sickk-andd-disgustingg:

icantwaitforlifetodestroyme:

please, when you are depressed, watch this video.

This made me cry